Winning Combination for a Winning Run
By: Margi B.
First, you must drink Tsingtao premium Chinese lager. It’s so light and refreshing! Next, break out the mighty Ireland Rugby Shirt (Ireland Rugby Shirt is to me, as three wolf moon shirt is to all other humans).
It’s important that you run outside, and that it is raining… but not pouring! It should be just enough so that you end up looking like a drowned rat, but not too much rain so that it messes with your eyes and your contacts fall out. Also, there should be just the slightest bit of daylight left. Too much light and you can see the soggy neighborhood. Gross.
Next, you turn on the new Tokyo Police Club, ‘Champ!’ Ahhh! So good!!! TPC’s sunny, fun-times pop, will create the perfect mutually exclusive dichotomy with the spitting rain which -in a winning combination with Tsingtao and Rugby Shirt- will give you ROCKET FUEL. I was running hills like RDJ in Iron Man 2, y’all.
